Tuesday, Sept. 17, 2013 | 11:56 a.m.
I’m 94 years old and I have found out what our leaders are doing. They are creating jobs for the future. How are they doing this? It’s very simple. They are creating many millions of millionaires at the same time they are also creating countless poor people.
These poor people are going to get guns, as they need jobs and food. They are going to go looking for these rich people. These rich people will hire them as guards.
Look how smart our government is. They have solved the unemployment problem. Maybe I’m not kidding.