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An (almost) unsolved mystery from Sunday night at Vanity

Weekly Fling @ Vanity

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I know these two. But from where? I asked myself that question a dozen times, but couldn’t come up with an answer. I was at Vanity for Las Vegas Weekly’s “Weekly Fling,” but I couldn’t even chat with my coworkers. I couldn’t focus on anything—not until I solved the mystery.

Do they work at XS? Are they famous? Have I seen them in that Hot Chicks With Douchebags book?

I met Michael Johns from Hypnosis Unleashed, and I danced to Rihanna (not with Michael), but my mind wasn’t in it. I was going through the motions. Where the hell do I know those two from?!

At 2:00 a.m. I figured it out: They’re the hot couple from the gym! Of course, by then, it was too late to have any fun. On the plus side, next time I see them, I’m not going to let it consume my entire night.

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