John Katsilometes stamps out a rumor, with the help of the man who put his stamp on Las Vegas

Sunday, March 4, 2007 | 7:34 a.m.

Michael Jackson might well be reviewing and evaluating several offers to perform as a headliner in Las Vegas, as spokeswoman Ramone Bain claimed last week.

We don't yet know whence all these purported offers have originated, but we do know that Steve Wynn is not interested in booking the onetime King of Pop and recent Las Vegas transplant.

Wynn himself snuffed out the Jackson rumors on Friday during a phone conversation with the Sun's Brendan Buhler. Wynn called to respond to Buhler's story that appeared in Friday's Sun, which examined the likelihood of a Jackson production show on the Strip and who might entertain signing the mercurial entertainer.

"I had dinner with him. That's all," Wynn said. "I have no venue for Michael Jackson and we're not discussing having him in anything."

Since settling down in Las Vegas over the holidays, Jackson has been frequently spotted at Wynn Las Vegas, reportedly meeting at the hotel with his former choreographer, Kenny Ortega, and British producer Simon Fuller. Also, Wynn and Jackson dined together in early February. As the result of such sightings, rumors have abounded for weeks that Wynn might be in negotiations with Jackson for some sort of production at a Wynn property.

But Wynn has no use for rumors.

"Rumors running around? This is a town full of idiots," he said. "You listen to rumors, you ought to have your head examined."

Examining floor plans is a good idea, too. There is no theater for a third production at Wynn Las Vegas - Wynn is committed to "Le Reve" and "Monty Python's Spamalot" in his two theaters at that hotel (the Le Reve Theater is undergoing an $8 million renovation from Tuesday through April 6, while "Spamalot" opens for previews on Thursday). And there are no plans for a theater at Encore, Wynn's nearly $2 billion sister resort that will stand next to Wynn Las Vegas when it opens in late 2008 (but there is space at Encore that could conceivably allow for a showroom or theater).

What about Wynn Macau, which opened in September? That's wacko, too.

"Absolutely not," Wynn said. "What would he want with Macau? He has kids in America. ... What good would that do him?"

NoteMart

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Today's plate comes with a tale - of woe! Vegas Vocalist Kelly Sheehan's "cute little yellow" Honda Del Sol bears the plate IGOTSOL. At least, we think it does. The car was stolen from her driveway on Thursday night.