Monday, Nov. 6, 2006 | 7:35 a.m.
The cell phone manufacturers have come a long way with their product. I beg them to go to the final step: Please make a unit that can be directly attached to a person's brain.
This way cell phone junkies could communicate to other cell phone junkies by mental telepathy. This would leave the rest of us with some well-deserved peace and quiet.
I'm sick and tired of being stuck in a line and hearing the life history of some cell phone junkie either in back of me or in front of me, or some fool cussing out his or her child on a cell phone. If I hear one more cell phone chime, I think I'll go totally mad.
Just think, when these people are laying in their caskets, they can still communicate with the outside world. They can tell in endless detail how lovely or how hot their surroundings are.
John Tominsky, Las Vegas
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