John Katsilometes has a taste of a sweet proposal when an engaging offer comes written in frosting

Monday, July 31, 2006 | 7:25 a.m.

On Valentine's Day 2005 Cindy Funkhouser left work at about 9 p.m. and headed for Dino's Lounge, the self-proclaimed "Last Neighborhood Bar" in Las Vegas, which sits across the street from Olympic Garden on Las Vegas Boulevard South.

That day Funkhouser, owner of the Funk House art and antique store and founder of the downtown First Friday arts fair, was featured in a newspaper story focusing on our city's most eligible singles. But she had no hot dates and no plans on Valentine's Day '05, other than to sweep into Dino's for "one beer, then I was going home."

Not quite.

Funkhouser stepped into a lonely hearts club of three other Dino's patrons. One, whom she met that night, was Rick Dominguez, who works installing floor coverings when he's not organizing Dino's special events. Over time the two began dating and have been a couple ever since. On Saturday night, using Funkhouser's 48th birthday party at Dino's as cover and the Bee Gees' ballad "Words" as the soundtrack (it was karaoke night with Danny G, after all), Dominguez floored his girlfriend by proposing.

Dominguez halted his turn at the karaoke mike two-thirds of the way through "Words," (just about the moment you'd start crying anyway) and summoned for a large sheet cake.

Dominguez's proposal was scrawled across the confection, which was adorned with oddball decorations a little chicken and plastic fly were set atop the frosting, along with an open ring box. That's where Funkhouser's eyes stopped. "I didn't even see the writing on the cake. I was completely stunned."

Sitting with her friend and Dust Gallery co-owner Naomi Arin at her side, Funkhouser managed a, "Yes."

No date is set, no plans for a honeymoon have even been discussed. No matter. As Funkhouser said, "It's one step at a time. We are engaged, and we have plenty of time to plan."

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