Thursday, Dec. 8, 2005 | 7:28 a.m.
We seem to have a rat problem in the valley. I think there might be a few solutions to the problem.
We have many fine musicians here in Las Vegas. They could act like Pied Pipers and rid us of this menace. Across from our border lives the Terminator. We might convince him to visit and deal with our furry friends.
We might ask Henderson for help. They know how to get rid of unwanted trees, why not rats? The common rat would never be allowed to cross the border into the kingdom of Summerlin. Let's all move there.
On the other side of the Potomac River is a big house full of rats. Maybe we can send our rats for a visit? Take heart, folks, rats will outlive us all.
John Tominsky
Las Vegas
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