Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2008 | 12:48 p.m.
Here's the story: Former "Brady Bunch"-er Maureen McCormick, the idealized big sister (or girlfriend) to generations of Americans, is flogging her tell-all autobiography.
McCormick, now 52, 'fesses up to:
Doing cocaine with Sammy Davis Jr.
Trading sex for drugs
Frenching TV stepbrother Greg Brady
Dating Michael Jackson
RadarOnline has a funny recap of the post-"Bunch" lives of our fave fictional family, and someone online has already suggested a Very Special Episode of "Intervention" starring the former Bradys.
The closest McCormick will get to Las Vegas on her book tour is Tempe, Arizona on October 24.