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StockcarToons cartoonist Mike Smith pops the hood on NASCAR racing.
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DW said him and Junior won a championship by putting sugar in the gas tank. (They just didn't finish the story that it was in one of the Hewytown Gang's tanks)
"Dude, even if it works; it will never pass post-race inspection"
You'll need more than an energy drink to get back to victory lane.
Sorry, Jr.......AMP is not a pit stall detection device.
This Jr is not even one of the best 20 drivers in Nascar so why all the ink for this guy?
Try it. It works for Kyle Busch.
You realize that stuff is known for it "crash"!
When I said Kyle Busch might be using NOS in the tank I didn't mean his sponsor.
Well Jr., maybe AMP can do for your racing as you did for their sales, up 70% in the last year. The way you've been driving, anything is worth a shot.
If this doesn't work then we're definitely getting rid of Tony Eury Jr.
think u need more than amp to win - put tony jr in the tank
Ok, we've tried Bud and we've tried AMP. Next time lets put something different in the seat not the tank.
Junior, I've told you a thousand times ... this is NOT what we do when you see the amp gauge acting up.
anyone got any of mark martin's old viagra pills
If this doesn't work... We'll have to call in the National Guard.
Come on Jr. Just put fuel in it and learn to drive like Sr...
Some of this and some Claritin-D and this thing will run like it's on crack!
HEY CUZ, UM I DON'T THINK THAT WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM!
"I doubt they make enough to help this clown"
"JR. I AIN'T SURE, BUT I THINK THAT'S WHY I GOT TOSSED OUTTA MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL!"
I think danokimeel's post is the best so far.
Look, Junior - I'm telling ya - too much AMP will make you crash later and you do remember what Brad did to Carl's car at Talladega, right?
"Sorry, Junior, Maury Povich just called, and you are NOT the son".
The way u move lately jr., Why don't u drink the next one err ahh two.
Inhale, don't exhale! damn it!!!!
OK, you can end the contest early; bdover wins!!!
JUST GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE LIKE I TELL YOU! AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR IMAGE AND THE MONEY!
You never pulled this crap when Budweiser was our sponsor!
Sorry, Junior, Amp isn't the answer for your poor performance lately, so you're being sent to Massachusetts for retraining, to the Ted Kennedy Bridge Driving School....
Junior, Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon are wondering why you're not on their speed dial anymore. Oh, sorry...
The last study said you'd go twice as fast but only for half as long.
Wow! Imagine if we were sponsored by Viagra!
Well Jr., You think we should dump in some M&M's now
Dale Jr. now...
With a slimy southern accent " Hey Dale, going coon hunting with the boys later on"
"Just make sure you don't bump the Viagra car!"
NASA just called the atlantis shuttle has devloped magor proublems we need to send the 88 car to help with hubble at once ,sts-88 ,the car and drink that saved the final shuttle mission,
JR, I don't know if this is a good idea, you may crash after a couple hours.
uh oh The hot chick told Jr he ran out of talent half way again.
Jr, Amp doesn't give you talent like Red Bull gives you wings.
If this doesn't work, are you going to attend Petty's driving school like Rick said?
oh no, Ya ran out of talent before the race again?
87
Got MILK?
Oh.... I guess you've already seen the report showing your average race finish for the season.
Maybe you can lead a lap now, yep.
FYI, Jr: My daughter's college professor told her that turning in a paper she wrote for another class was considered plagiarism.
Isn't this a conflict of interest?
your still goimg to have make pit stops, Jr.
you think that will keep you out of the pits?
OK, now buckle up and I'll throw in the Mentos
Your sponsor is great. You should see how Mark Martin's is making him do it.
"...Maybe we should use the Mountain Dew ??!!?"
"It may not give you wings, but maybe some traction..."
No Junior, A M P is not short for another missed pit!!
Interesting!!! Jr. Now that's what I call a change up the car now runs on AMP Energy Drink and I guess you'll drink the Sonoco racing fuel. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hey Dale, what else do you share with your car?
I thought red bull made you fly
HEY JR I THINK THE 3 LETTER WORD THEY USE IS GAS
"Shouldn't you try corn flakes and M&M's ?"
"THe AMP stuff ain't workin!"
I know that stuff tastes like diesel fuel but that's not the way to get rid of it.
Jr, ya might have better luck peeing in the gas tank for all that's gonna do!
Is this A.M.P. stuff the reason we "Ain't Makentha Pits??
Dale it's right here in the meeting notes. Rick definitely said it was more synergy that the team needs.
bdover WINS no doubt..
"The applicants for your new Pit Crew are here."
"You do realize those energy drinks are full of sugar?"
"AMP UP!"
"This explains a lot."
"SHOTGUN!!!"
'The Moment Before The Moment'............
When you're finished there are 2 more cases in the back 4 you and the crew.
"I'd rather be fishin' 2, but I really don't think this is a good idea."
"Ummmm... I think the Amp was for the Hamsters under the hood."
"No matter what you see in front of you....
you can't flinch."
It aint the car that needs the AMP.
congratulations, KelEarnhart88. nine posts and not a funny one in the bunch and most don't even make any sense. now go take your meds and leave the rest of us alone.
Dale Jr., You need a theme song. How 'bout one from "American Pie?"
"I drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry. And good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye...."
Maybe we should let your sister drive. We'll call her the "Intimdatress".
Jeremy said whatever you do, don't drink that stuff.
"If this doesn't work we will steal Chad Knaus' setup cheats.
"Theresa called; she said when Rick lets you go you can always jerk sodas at the DEI museum cafe."
Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there and the battlefield is the hearts of men.
Perhaps a more appropriate Dostoevsky quote would be:
"Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time."
but thats what it says on his clipboard
A..nother
M..issed
P..itstop
No Really! Tony says this is the last part of his winning formula.
This! is Tony Jr's best guess?
D,you really think adding "VIAGRA" will give it that extra AMPH! Tony
Cousin, I think you have a Better Chance of winning American Idol!
Hey Junior. Don't bother. We called your grandma to come sub for you.
if this doesn't work, we'll hire Kyle Busch to give you a few pointers
"You figure that it might encourage the car to do something that you can't?"
Junior, ABC just called, and they want you to star in their series "The Lost" next year.
"Repeat after me, Junior, left turn, left turn, left turn for 600 miles. Good boy..."
Hurry, here comes Mike Helton!
No Cuz, I'm pretty sure yer Daddy used moonshine instead...
Eventually, the effects will wear off and you'll have to go back to relying on your talent.
Either this works or you're going back to driving for Teresa.
The car tested fine Junior, save a few for yourself.
hey Dale, how do you spell AMP and what's the number for 911?
No Dale....the sponsor says to put AMP on the car, NOT IN THE CAR!
Hey.... ain't you Rickey Bobby's illegitmate son?
It`s for You, Not the car DUMMY!