User profile: paplikaplik
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How much of a misanthrope do you have to be before the thought of your neighbors receiving affordable health care launches you into irrational rage?
I demand the right to make a fool of myself in public by incoherently yelling about things that I fear and don't understand. Normally I would pick a random street corner or a particular tree that looked at me funny, but I what I really want is to fleck my spittle at a Congressman.
Listen, LV, buddy, I know that acting like a moron on the internets is your God-given right as a red-blooded American, so as an apparent "illegal" I won't steal that job from your capable hands. Lawncare, sure. Construction, okay. But by gum we will not be morons in place of native, "legal" Americans. We have standards, too, and that is a line we will not cross.
You're job is safe. Carry on, brave net warrior. A nation's hopes go with you as you battle the horde in your lonely outpost of cyberspace. Until nobody is wrong on the internet, Godspeed.
They're "undocumented" because that is their official status. "Illegal" is merely a colloquial term since being a human being isn't against the law.
Also, kudos to those eschewing convention through exclusive use of the Billy Mays key, because everyone knows that CAPS LOCK is cruise control for cool.
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Anyone who has a passing awareness of 19th Century American & European involvement in the third world will appreciate the irony of this situation.