At least Republicans are getting caught with their pants down in extramarital affairs with women. See Staten Island congressman. For all too long Republican officer holders ersatz standard beares of family values got caught soliciting in Men's rooms. See Idaho senator. Or going after Congressional pages. See Florida congressman. Extra marital affairs with members of the opposite sex was a burden that all too often fell upon the shoulders of the Democrats. See President of the United States. Unfortuantely the Republicans still have a strangelhold of electing blubbering idiots into office. See Ford. See Quayle. See Bush. See Bush. See Agnew. See Eisnehower.

It's just that bagels were never meant to be made with water that has been re-cyled back into Lake Mead each time you flush the toilet.

Oh, don't tell me you didn't know that.

Unlike the rest of the country New Yorkers are more demanding. They don't accept the crappola most Americans gladly take up the kazoo. And then smile about it.