Heh. Reminds me of that famous scene in "Citizen Kane" where candidate/publisher Kane holds up two different front pages for his post-election edition:

"KANE WINS"
"FRAUD AT POLLS"

Obama didn't get the memo, and that's why he gets nailed on the "experience" issue. The memo reads, "You get no--zero-- credit for experience if you jump off the six-figure career track and waste your life working with little pissant voters one-to-one on stuff like decent housing or voting rights. If you're 'a serious candidate' you won't waste your time with such nonsense. Voters are only to be used for cute 'grip-and-grin' shots, or the tear-jerking anecdote."