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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Just another drunk lying in the hallway. I mean, we've been stepping over them all night and we all saw the movie and were looking around for Tyson and his tigers as we stepped over (or on?) one last one in the morning.
Besides, we've been reading the newspapers: could be just another murder on the Las Vegas Strip. Situation normal. Not our job. Security personnel and cameras everywhere, so surely they know all about it. I mean, he's been lying there for awhile now and the hotel doesn't seem to care, so why should we? It's Vegas, man. This is what they've been telling us to expect, you know, the wild west, gambling and whoring and all that.
Besides, it's time to check out and get the hell out of Vegas. Fast, and don't turn around. Remember what happened to Lot's wife.

Mayor Oscar showed us the way when he closed Circle Park.

New slogan for the LVVCA
"What happens in Vegas could kill you."

Drug addicts pile on!
No business owner would ever permit the burning of bicycle tires in his establishment, or at least purport to permit some of his patrons to spit on other patrons (can't do it, no once can "permit" a battery). So why would anyone, against the clear mandate of the overwhelming majority of people in this state, desire to see tavern owners "permit" patrons to poison other patrons? Why don't we all just piss on the floor? Pissing addicts unite! If it weren't for all this "smokers' rights" idiocy, the health department would shut most of these taverns down.
It's not a question of economics. Those establishments that have clean air are all doing well. Those with dangerous levels of poison in the air are failing. You can't save your business by "permitting" even more poison.

Those bars that violate the ban are, indeed, losing money. Those with clean air are taking all the business.
Want to go into bankruptcy? Just post a "Smokers welcome" sign out front.

Las Vegas taverns are among the saddest places in the world. Imagine all the PMZs (poker machine zombies) shooting heroin instead, and the scene would be no different.
The dumbdumb machines and the addicts who throw their money into them are the reason we have what is likely the highest incidence of taverns and quickie-marts in the U.S.
I don't get it. Other than addiction, what can it possibly be? They're just machines programmed to give back less than what you put into them. Who would do this? Who would shoot heroin?