Print
E-mail
Share
del.icio.us
digg
Newsvine
Facebook
Our caption-writing contest is back.
What do you think Joe Gibbs is saying to Tony Stewart? Post your caption for this cartoon here. The author of the winning caption will win a copy of Mike Smith’s latest StockcarToons book, “Nuts for Racing”. The winning caption will be posted on this blog on Monday, April 7.
Get your copy of the latest StockcarToons book, "Nuts for Racing",
Failures are expected by losers, ignored by winners.
Your hair looks a lot better. Did you get it cut?
What's the smile for Smoke? Stepped on the scale and lost a few after your backwaxing? Way to go Smoke!
Psst...Tony, next race could you please put more emphasis on leading the last lap and not the ones before?
"Gee Tony, when I asked you to put on a happy face, that wasn't exactly what I meant."
or how about...
"Yep, just like that Tony. Whenever someone asks you about your tires, hold that up there just like that."
Hold it up whenever the Media are watching.
I call it the HAND device.
Looks good but we'll need to get a black magic marker and draw on the stubble before the press conference so that you'll be more recognizable.
Wipe that smile off your face, you didn't lead the last lap.Who do you think you're fooling?
Does this mean you are rolling back your price?
JOE: Tony What is that?
and Why are you holding it?
TONY: It's a Happy face, I'm in hiding from that darn media. They are looking for me because I finally got a bad hair cut and a shave; and you know everybody is gonna make a really BIG SMOKIN DEAL out of this.
Love the new 'tude, but you still need to lose the big head.
Oh, that's great for the press and fans. For wind drag? Not so much.
And I always thought Robby Gordon had a fat head.
Add two big ears to that goofy smile and you could pass for Kurt Busch.
Yeah, like that's gonna help...
Not bad...But I think Goodyear's lawyers are smarter than that.
"Hey Tony, any complaints about your tires this weekend?"
Tony the words are NOT: If your happy and you know smack Kurt Busch!
"That's a good front, but just drive the darned thing!" or...
You know that only blocks the visual, they can still hear you!
"Mike Helton is fine with you being the face of NASCAR...as long as it's THIS face."
You're looking unusually handsome today, Tony.
Thank you for shopping at Walmart.
"You can put it down Tony. Mike Helton went to talk to Kyle Busch."
Yea, yea, I can see from here, you're smilin' on the outside, but you sure ain't smilin' on the inside!
When I said I wanted a more positive attitude from you, this is not what I had in mind. Try harder Tony.
Hey 5th place isn't bad. Now imagine if you wax your chest before next week, we might just win a race.
Wow, anger management finally paid off!
Hey Tony,contract time must be near!
I think they waxed a little too much.....
A shave and haircut have done wonders to improve your image!
Very funny Tony, now give me twenty laps
Whew, the stand-in has finally arrived. "O.K. From here on out, You take care of Tony's interviews."
Relax Tony, it's just a Toyota.
So that will be the Happy Meal, super-sized with a side of smokin hot sauce, right?
Please pull around to the next window.
Thanks Tony, Toyota only wants smiling drivers shown on TV.
or
Hold that smiley face up, here comes the Goodyear Tire people.
or
Stop hiding behind that smiley face, the woman from "Lady's Body Waxing Magazine" left.
Wow Tony, you just shaved off 3 tenths of a second on that practice run. It has to be the car is lighter with that new haircut. Way to go--keep it up.
Now, Tony, give that back to Happy Harvick's pit crew, otherwise he won't know where his stall is.
Mr Gibbs: Tony, that's like putting Patriots jerseys on the Redskins players...sure it looks nice but does it really change anything?!?!?!
Tony, Your sponsor is Home Depot, not WalMart.
Drop the attitude and get a haircut
Tony, if your face or the rest of you gets any rounder, we're gonna loose that Subway sponsorship.