Friday, Aug. 30, 2013 | 6 p.m.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: It's time to announce the winner of the August edition of the Smithereens Cartoon Caption Contest.
And the winner is: "We don't need another politician with a mobile weiner."
The winning submission is by Jim Polk, who got 33 percent of the vote and will now get a signed copy of the cartoon with his caption.
It was a close race. The second place caption, "Uh, I don't think I want to call that 'How am I driving' number on the back" by lvtony, was only eight votes behind the winner.
The other runners up were:
• "He's gone from bad to wurst," by ShellyO1, who got 31 percent of the vote.
• "He's Mayer'd in controversy," by Patrick Foley, with 3 percent of the vote.
Congratulations and thanks to all the finalists. We'll see you soon for another contest.