Host with the most? Charlie Sheen books an appearance at Chateau

That smirk says, “Yea, I’m winning. What you got?”

By Sarah Feldberg

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 | 12:39 p.m.

“Yup,” says the photo caption on Chateau Nightclub’s Facebook page. “This is happening!” Couldn’t have said it better myself.

On April 30, the inevitable is coming to pass—Charlie Sheen, media magnet and psychobabble genius extraordinaire, is hosting a night at a Vegas club. The surprising thing? That Sheen’s being allowed anywhere near the Strip. (Anyone remember what happened last time he hit the town?)

Already the actor has been the subject of Strip nightclub satire—First Food & Bar rolled out the Winning! Duh! Tiger’s Blood Transfusion cocktail and Rockhouse started holding Sheen Mondays, which we can only assume was all about showing off Adonis DNA in the company of weeknight-partying goddesses. Well, now, the man himself is making an appearance at Chateau Nightclub, likely dropping some bombs of viral goodness along the way and hopefully not trashing any Paris Las Vegas hotel rooms.

And while part of me wants to ignore this entirely and not give into the hailstorm of attention Sheen’s outbursts have unleashed; another part of me can’t help thinking, “Damn, it’s not every day a frickin’ rock star from Mars stops by.”