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Letter: Vote for the target of the worst political ads

Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006 | 8:04 a.m.

I have finally determined the most foolproof method of selecting the most desirable candidate for election. I look at the growing quantity of political commercials on TV and in the print media.

I then select those commercials that are the most uncivilized, disgusting and contain the most out-of-context inferences and outright lies and distortions. I then mark my ballot so as to vote for the candidate those ads target.

I have used this technique in the past and it has proven to be the most accurate method yet devised.

I rest my case.

Lou Garner, Las Vegas

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