Tuesday, May 23, 2006 | 7:34 a.m.
There's no people like corrupt politicians like no people I know. It had to happen in the wake of the G-Sting convictions. Yes, it's "Cheetahs: The Musical." I kid you not. As part of the Golden Rainbow's "Ribbon of Life" fundraiser at Bally's next month, there will be a perform-ance set to the tunes of "Chicago: The Musical." There is The Boss, The Bagman, The Candidate, The Grandmother and The Songbird. Can you match the players to their real names? Imagine a musical number with the line: "I know that Dario is gonna drop his pants at Cheetahs lounge." Oh my, yes. Hey, it's for a good cause and it's all in fun. Check out the script at www.vegaspundit.typepad.com. A word of caution: If you go, leave the kids at home.
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