John Katsilometes gives paws for celebration at the annual ‘Best in Show’ event at the Orleans Arena, where 61 dogs were offered for adoption

By John Katsilometes (contact)

Monday, June 5, 2006 | 7:18 a.m.

The competition wasn't fixed, but many of the competitors were.

The fourth annual "Best In Show" canine appreciation event, during which dozens of shelter dogs from Lied Animal Shelter were put up for adoption, was held Sunday afternoon at the Orleans Arena. A total of 61 canines were offered for adoption, and the audience was estimated at around 2,000, both all-time highs for the event, "Best In Show" chairwoman Dale Wynn said during the program.

"I am an optimist. I think we'll have all 61 adopted," Wynn said. "We might have to take a few back to the shelter, but we've always been able to find homes for them, too. This year has been a real success - last year we had 35 or 40 dogs, and we've about tripled our (human) attendance."

Dogs were placed in Large, Medium and Small categories (though some of the more vocal Small dogs seemed to think they belonged in the Large group). The event drew an assortment of newsmakers: Performing as emcee was impeccably postured Cox Communications Vice President (and American Kennel Club judge) Steve Schorr; providing comedic repartee during the contest were Andrea Coli and Craig Uhlir; serving with Wynn as co-chairwomen were Janie Greenspun Gale and Jodi Fonfa; and honored as honorary co-chairwomen were Claudine Williams and Kitty Rodman.

Also finding their way into the mix were affable mike-gripper Robin Leach and column fave Carrot Top (aka Scott Thompson). Leach ably introduced Schorr and national anthem vocalist Christy Molasky. Carrot Top brought a few dog-themed props from his Luxor gig (including a "redneck dishwasher," which is a doggie dish connected to a dish rack).

Humans and dogs alike elicited laughter. The copper-maned Carrot Top claimed to be "a cross between an Irish setter and a poodle" and mentioned that he, too, was looking for a home. As a tiny mixed breed named Timmy scrambled into the show ring, Coli said, "Timmy weighs one-third of an ounce ... you can put him in a jewelry box." Uhlir added: "I've taken vitamins bigger than Timmy."

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