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Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005 | 7:45 a.m.

By Barry M. Horstman

10 changes in Rolling Stones song titles to reflect the fact that their Friday appearance at the MGM Grand comes in their fifth decade of performing:

10. "(I Can't Get No) Metamucil"

9. "Let's Spend the Night Together -- At Least Until I Fall Asleep at 9:30"

8. "Dye It Black"

7. "Great-Grandmother's Little Helper"

6. "Get off My La-Z-Boy"

5. "Start My Pacemaker Up"

4. "Brown Sugar Substitute"

3. "Gimme Shelter in a Gated, 55-Plus Community"

2. "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby -- Because I Can't Remember Where I Left Her in the Mall"

1. "Time Is Not on My Side -- But These Liver Spots Are"

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