From the Monologues

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Friday, Nov. 11, 2005 | 9:10 a.m.

Jay Leno

"The Senate has voted to allow drilling in ANWAR ... thats the Arctic National Wildlife Refugee up there in Alaska. The propo-nents of drilling for oil in this wildlife refuge say its possible to go after oil without hurting the surrounding environment. You know, like we did in Iraq."

Conan O'Brien

"There are plans for a new five-star hotel in Baghdad. Unlike most five-star hotels all the rooms in this one will be smoking."

David Letterman

"How about France? All those fires and riots? Last night over 600 cars burned in France. The good news ... the rioters saved 15 per-cent by switching to Geico."