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twitterLetter: Administration cooks the books
Wednesday, April 7, 2004 | 9:10 a.m.
I understand that a major culinary arts school is negotiating with the White House to locate a new campus in the West Wing. The reasoning behind these negotiations is that the school believes anyone that can "cook the books" like this administration should be teaching the course! Some fine examples of the art of "book cooking" can be found in the following:
In addition to having such an experienced teaching staff, some of specialties of the house include: Cheney's and Scalia's duck, AARP sellout stew, fillet of EPA mercury, Greenspan Social Security hash, and Yucca Mountain Flambe.
Bon Bologna!
GIL EISNER
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