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twitterLetter: The bright side of Yucca site
Thursday, Feb. 21, 2002 | 8:35 a.m.
Elderly unite! Come one, come all!
The nuclear repository at Yucca Mountain will bring many jobs and we'll all be rich.
But first, we have to move all our young people outside the state. Only those over 60 can live here, because by the time they all get cancer they will be too old to care. They can work the newly created high-paying jobs and send their piles of money to support their unemployed families of young folks who left the state.
As for the casinos, the electric bills will be reduced greatly because of the new desert glow.
So who needs Nevada Power?
GAYLE PARKER
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