Letter: A challenge to protesters

Monday, Oct. 15, 2001 | 8:47 a.m.

I strongly agree with the campus free-speechers, the little peaceniks, the do-gooders (who never quite seem to do good), the "America's to blame" smart alecks, and their socialist profs all across the U.S. And do you know how you can show and prove to us how right you are?

1. Leave school: You are wasting your precious money that you can give to your cause.

2. Take your money (since you always have so much to run around the U.S. for all your rallies), and go to Afghanistan, Iran/Iraq, etc. and give it to them.

3. Donate your time to Osama bin Laden/Saddam Hussein: get their fondest dreams to come true, with your help.

4. You women: Go join your Taliban sisters. Get your genitals mutilated; wear a tent; get no education; be a baby-factory, then get thrown into a grave ... by age 29, or be a beast-of-burden.

All of you, don't just jaw-your-jaw, flip-your-lips and mouth your asinine platitudes. Donate your time, your finances and your lives to these regimes! Your "free-speech" (that others gave their lives for you to enjoy) demands that you also do something. No more phony talk, you smart-mouthed bunch of hypocrites. You who have helped create and support these renegade regimes with your insane and insatiable demand for your drugs.

K. A. THEODORE