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Letter: Bob needs to keep Liz in the kitchen

Wednesday, Oct. 27, 1999 | 10:05 a.m.

Since a man's love often goes through his stomach, I advise Bob to keep her in the kitchen. It will lessen the distance to keep up with his honey's activities. Viagra may keep the motor running but it is a poor substitute for an affair of the heart.

JAN STORM

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