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Letter: Santa has so many helpers

Thursday, Dec. 9, 1999 | 9:47 a.m.

Linda Tripp should volunteer her experience in communication and run Santa's staff from the North Pole. Monica Lewinsky makes a fine Elfin Friday.

Gennifer Flowers is exploring the virtues of Las Vegas. I hope Santa sends her an autographed copy of George Stephanopoulos' book. Being all too human myself, I suggest for James Carville a potted cactus from Gennifer's garden.

Sorry, I don't want to go into detail about the turkey. The truth of the matter is that when the pilgrims arrived on these shores they cooked a goose.

Last but not least, let's hope for Santa to stop in Las Vegas and bring a pair of unmentionables for Sandy Murphy.

JAN STORM

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