First Lady spins fable of right-wing conspiracy

Saturday, Feb. 7, 1998 | 5:26 a.m.

Our village-raised first lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton, publicly charged that a right-wing conspiracy aims to subversively unseat her husband-president, that paragon of morals and virtue, Boy Clinton.

May I humbly suggest that he ought to order the FBI to arrest all those traitors without delay. The names of these right-win plotters are known -- they are listed on the FBI files surreptitiously (but entire politically correctly) reviewed by the White House. And to those who fantasize that there may be another side to this fable, that there may also be a left-wing conspiracy in the wings, let me assure them that there is no such thing nor has there ever been one.

Hector Gonzales

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