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Letter: It’s sweet revenge, Dave’s stuck on his top-10 list

Monday, April 21, 1997 | 11:59 a.m.

10. No U-turn from this road (says Dave himself)

9. Too young to join AARP

8. Still thinks of Twiggy as the "supermodel"

7. Neighbors bring food instead of love mail

6. Mom keeps asking when he'll get married

5. Bill Clinton still older than he is

4. Bill Clinton more comical than he is.

3. They don't make false teeth with wide gaps

2. "Late Night" producers make him wear 25-year-old jackets

1. Can't get on the Internet as "that cool dude."

Happy birthday, too.

Chris K. Urago

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