Guest wag Star shares her pants and raves from the Palms

By John Katsilometes

Saturday, March 7, 2009 | 12:42 p.m.

Arf! Yip! Celebrity puppy Star Jacobs here! Arf! Grrrrrr. You probably arf heard arf me (pant-pant) as arf companion arf my mommy, Alicia Jacobs, arf entertainment reporter arf KVBC Channel 3! Pant-pant. Grrrrrr. I arf always with her-grrrrr at big events arf shows in Vegas! Yip-yip! Arf!

I arf been the star at celebrity pizza cook arfs! Danny Gans show arf Encore! Fancy rest-arfs! Red carf-et at the Oscars! Yip! Bonnie Hunt arf mentioned me on arf show! Grrrr! And today, arf get to write a blog. Yip! Pant-pant!

Ever since arf Nigel Lythgoe arf me for mommy arf $10,000 – yip-yip! – at arf Nevada Ballet Theatre auction arf January, I arf the Star of the show! Yip! Yip! Pant-pant! We’re arf out every night! Last night we were arf the Palms, for Zowie Bowie. Yip! Mom bought arf a big, new, furry doggie bag arf me! Yip! Cozy! Lots arf room! Arf snacks! Arf new ceramic water dish! Arf bottled water service! Gifts arf Zowie Bowie! Arf livin’ large! Pant-pant!

Zowie Bowie invited arf onstage for arf first show at yip Lounge at arf Palms. Arf crowd cheered! They sang arf song “I Arf the Way You Move,” arf OutKast! Zowie (arf name arf Chris Phillips) picked me up arf danced with me. Arf, party people! Yip!

I was not arf only star! Michael Boychuck of Color salon arf Caesars, arf there! What do you think arf Star as arf redhead, Michael? Yip! George Maloof, owner of the Palms, arf there! Arf lookin’ good, George! He arf says I arf welcome at arf Palms, “anytime!” Yip-yip! Robin Leach arf there! Champagne wishes, arf dry Orijen dreams! Impossibly hip-yip chef Kerry Simon, arf in navy-blue chef smock, arf there! Attorney Ed Bernstein arf there. Enough said! Arf Ed! Arf Palms Entertainment Director Michael Greco, who looks arf a million bucks, arf there! Give it arf for Mike’s suit! Yip!

Zowie Bowie arf playing arf the Palms, Fridays and Saturdays, arf they arf LOUDER than arf Red Rock! Crank arf up, Marley! Let arf fur fly, Chris! Blow the roof arf this club! Yip! And all arf sexy people are invited arf back to arf furry VIP doggie bag for arf-ter party! Yip-yip!

We left arf about midnight! Yip! Time arf rest! But you’ll see me arf more big events, in arf bag, with mommy! Pant-pant! Until then, keep scratchin’ and never beg arf anything. Yip-yip!