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Published Wednesday, June 24, 2009 | 3:04 p.m.
Updated Wednesday, June 24, 2009 | 4:03 p.m.
After Broadway star Patti LuPone's smackdown of a rude audience member at a Las Vegas showroom last weekend, La LuPone has been all over the blogs, with fans and fellow performers applauding her and rising to her defense, and others somehow not getting her point.
Since that blog post brought such big traffic to the the Sun website, I thought I'd scroll back through my interview tape and see if I had left anything out of my recent story about the actress/singer.
And look what I found! Pretty much unprovoked, LuPone took a swipe at the crop of insta-starlets who are being used as crowd-bait at Vegas nightclubs:
"Getting back to the fame thing," LuPone said. "None of them have talent as far as I'm concerned. Kim Kardashian does not have talent. Paris Hilton does not have talent. Carmen Electra does not have talent. They just are gorgeous creatures, and this is being passed off as talent. Isn't it bizarre that you would pay a s---load of money just to stand beyond a rope and wave at somebody?"
LuPone, who confessed to be "addicted" to Perez Hilton's gossip blog, went on to say that the invasion of the celebretards are a symptom of a larger problem. "That's my other complaint -- don't underestimate the audience. If that's all the choice you have, then you pick that choice."
Patti: You left out Holly Madison. Anyway, let the hot summer feuds begin!
She is so right, although I would hardly characterize Paris Hilton, with her botched wonky left eye, blue contact lenses for her brown eyes, man voice that she constantly disguises in public, size 11 clown feet, and lifetime dependence on Valtrex (sorry, but it's the truth), as anything even close to gorgeous.
She is a disgusting ass hat who couldn't even make it through Dwight, which is pretty pathetic, seeing as it's the last stop for troubled youth from well to do families. Moreover, she has said the MOST HATEFUL things (its on tape) about black people, calling them all sorts of insulting and degrading names, and she mocks people who attended public school.
If you are a person of color or attended public school and you ever have the misfortune of meeting her, remember what she says about black people behind closed doors or when she is too stoned to care that her racist words are being recorded.
At least those PS people weren't flying out to Vegas, to be paid thousands to perform acts of prostitution involving girl on girl sex for a certain older beer tycoon and supermarket magnate.
Right, Paris?
I BEG you to sue me, Paris, because surely by now, you must know about truth being an affirmative defense and al that, and WON'T the Discovery process be fun?!
Right on, Narcissa LOL!
There's a great gossip blog (Perez who?) in which the writer despises Parisite and refers to her as "Wonky McValtrex". Go to www.dlisted.com to get your snarkyness on :)