Monday, June 9, 2008 | 5:27 p.m.
Press release arrives this afternoon: MUSIC ICON JANET JACKSON Rock Witchu Tour FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 Mandalay Bay Events Center
yawn, shrug, crickets...
What is the sound of no one caring?
Miss Jackson's career has been in a decade-long dry spell, attempt after cringe-worthy attempt at grafting breathy audio soft-core to a wannabe nasty beat. Her Vegas appearance would be exponentially more interesting, of course, if she made it into a brother-and-sister act and went giant-head-to-head-to-head-to head with ol' Donny and Marie, who will be entombed in their own eternal rerun at the Flamingo starting September 9.
At any rate, Janet needn't concern herself about wardrobe malfunctions. There are whole shows built around them here.
Oh yeah, tickets (from $55.75 to, yes, $300.75) go on sale 10 a.m. Saturday at www.livenation.com or (702) 474-4000.
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