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Cartoon caption contest on NASCAR’s drug testing

By Mike Smith · July 23, 2009 · 8:23 AM

The cartoon caption contest is back! Exercise your funny bone and test your knowledge of NASCAR by submitting your captions for this installation of our contest. The winning caption will be announced on Saturday, July 25th.

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Discussion: 63 comments so far...

By rocket_car

7/15/09 at 3:09 p.m.

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Faster! Just a 'splash and go'!
By JerryWayne

7/15/09 at 4:11 p.m.

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oh no! I left the Whizzinator in the glove box of my OTHER car!
By lilwag1966

7/15/09 at 6:14 p.m.

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Viagra testing, again?!
By JT2018

7/15/09 at 6:39 p.m.

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I knew I shouldn't have eaten that poppyseed muffin earlier today
By b_lawson

7/15/09 at 8:45 p.m.

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It's not what you think.... I'm hopped up on the little blue pill!
By vegasj

7/15/09 at 11:20 p.m.

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Geez, I hope there's enough drugs to go around for everyone to test. The way Busch drives, I think he's hogged them all though.
By bcanderson78

7/16/09 at 6:44 a.m.

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They may have caught me but they'll have to catch me to prove it.
By bcanderson78

7/16/09 at 6:46 a.m.

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I wonder what the speed penalty is for this one.
By sheilacatherine

7/16/09 at 9:34 a.m.

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Ah, c'mon...it's not called a "speedway" for nothing!
By 24impala

7/16/09 at 11:09 a.m.

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I hope they don't confuse my sample with Mayfield's.
By PostRaceAura

7/16/09 at 12:17 p.m.

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Finally!!! Now I can find out if this tweak Jeremy sold me is pure.
By brewman70

7/17/09 at 8:12 a.m.

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If I hadn't made that right turn, they would have never caught me.
By t_f__Harris

7/17/09 at 10:17 a.m.

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Man ... I'm just not sure if this new parade lap is going to work out.
By bdover

7/17/09 at 10:20 a.m.

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"Wish I'd never won the Sudafed 500 and that years supply of product".
By cliff

7/17/09 at 11:13 a.m.

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Hell, I dont see a stop sign...
By boftx

7/17/09 at 11:19 a.m.

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Can we use "Speed-Pass" like they have on the Interstates?
By Stickman

7/17/09 at 1:03 p.m.

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Pee in the cup? I've got a 6 point racing harness, HANS device, triple layered racing gloves and I'm enclosed in a 24 point roll cage. I couldn't pee in a pool from here!
By Thigpen

7/17/09 at 3:28 p.m.

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Where is Jocko Flocko when you need him?
By siriusscooter14

7/17/09 at 9:28 p.m.

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I hope I drank enough water
By JT2018

7/17/09 at 10:01 p.m.

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Oh &#%$, this is worse than the drive-thru at Krystal
By JGoff

7/17/09 at 11:30 p.m.

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Obama wears mom jeans to the all-star game and they're drug testing US?!?!?!?
By vegasj

7/18/09 at 2:52 p.m.

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This is getting so bad we might only be able to get Rush Limbaugh to waive the green flag.
By Bakersfield

7/19/09 at 3:01 a.m.

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I'll just fill the cup with Gatorade, maybe they won't notice.
By dipstick

7/19/09 at 4:22 a.m.

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is jack daniels a drug?
By The_Catlady

7/19/09 at 6:33 a.m.

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Something's gotta be done about these Competition Cautions at the Brickyard.
By JPM42

7/19/09 at 2:08 p.m.

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Ugh don't tell me Kasey Kahne forgot his Driver's License again! I have a plane to catch!
By dctarango

7/19/09 at 2:23 p.m.

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I come here so my mom won't have to pee for me again.
By mrjb

7/19/09 at 5:09 p.m.

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Thank God its not I.Q. testing.
By vegas_tink

7/19/09 at 8:20 p.m.

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THINK POSITIVE!
By steveSMITH

7/20/09 at 7:05 a.m.

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I could do without this piss stop!
By Geebs

7/20/09 at 7:38 a.m.

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Okay so when it's my turn I'll just wave my hand and say "These are not the droids you're looking for"...
By ilovemy57chevy

7/20/09 at 8:35 p.m.

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Hey team?
Anyone know a good lawyer?
By labdaddy

7/21/09 at 4:28 a.m.

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Hey, Mike Smith isn't bashing conservatives in this cartoon...test HIM!
By JT2018

7/21/09 at 8:48 a.m.

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Bubba, get me Dick Weasel as my lawyer ASAP
By Ish

7/21/09 at 10:25 a.m.

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Oh no! Another speed trap!
By peni

7/21/09 at 12:48 p.m.

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I forgot, was this the written or oral test?
By mrsender

7/21/09 at 1:18 p.m.

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Just because I stopped in the middle of the track and asked for directions.......
By mrsender

7/21/09 at 1:42 p.m.

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Boy, did they get ticked off at me the last time. How was I supposed to know it was the tip jar!
By rafas

7/22/09 at 8:23 a.m.

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I'm giving for the person behind me in line.
By RONMCK

7/22/09 at 9:28 a.m.

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I wonder what kind of drugs I'm going to get.
By ctbeckyw

7/22/09 at 10:28 a.m.

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What possibly could they be testing for? We're sponsored by AMP, Bud, Jack Daniels, Coors and Viagra just to name a few.
By mgmHarley

7/22/09 at 12:10 p.m.

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Knock-knock-knock....it's me man....I got the stuff man.....where's dave?

Who?

Dave man...where's dave.....I got the stuff man...

Daves not here!
By mgmHarley

7/22/09 at 12:14 p.m.

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Knock-knock-knock...

Who is it?

It's me man...Dave ...let me in I got the stuff

Who?

It's dave man let me in I got the stuff

Daves not here!

I know ....I'm Dave let me in man

Daves not here.
By postk49

7/22/09 at 7:57 p.m.

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I got something in the May Fields
By vinnieinvegas

7/23/09 at 12:17 a.m.

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Rumor is they are bringing Dick Trickle out of retirement to head the testing program.
By rebeltom

7/23/09 at 12:36 a.m.

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Why are they testing my drugs? They work just fine.
By LVgaycar

7/23/09 at 11:26 a.m.

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can I get 3 cheesburgers with fries and a chocolate milkshake...
By maybevegas

7/23/09 at 12:40 p.m.

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Mayfield told me that you get a pass on any pills that match the color of your car
By Vegas4BOC

7/23/09 at 1:02 p.m.

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Oh *&$%! This would have been a good time to send out the backup driver.
By TMMasterCup426

7/23/09 at 3:45 p.m.

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%?*& you, Jeremy. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have had to to waste 3 hours of my life in this traffic jam...
By vegasps1

7/24/09 at 4:56 a.m.

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...And 30,000 fans will be driving home without one of these....
By gtojoe64

7/24/09 at 6:40 a.m.

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OH NO! check driver light is on
By ayecalypso53

7/24/09 at 7:59 a.m.

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Now this is the place to introduce a double-file restart...random testing at its finest!
By pwilly

7/24/09 at 8:47 a.m.

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Did yall see that ? Jr just drove past the entrance ! LOL
By GM

7/24/09 at 5:07 p.m.

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I thought you called me in for a PIT stop.
By JT2018

7/24/09 at 6:29 p.m.

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This is a lot worse than getting breakfast at Hardee's
By The_Catlady

7/25/09 at 8:04 a.m.

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Kyle wants to know if he can smash the sample bottle if he wins today.
By Mike Smith (Staff)

7/25/09 at 11:32 a.m.

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The cartoon caption contest has ended. You can view the winner at:

http://www.lasvegassun.com/blogs/bloggit...
By stevegiandalia

8/10/09 at 9:41 a.m.

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This is better than baseball; Nascar lets me test the performance enhancing drugs to see which ones work best for me!
By rayzin

8/12/09 at 6:11 p.m.

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I'm going to get busted for Ethanol......
By StudMuffin

8/20/09 at 12:48 p.m.

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At Least it's Better Then Peeing in The Tank.