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Published Saturday, Aug. 29, 2009 | 9:06 a.m.
Updated Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2009 | 9:27 a.m.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. returns to our cartoon caption contest. Put on your thinking cap and see if you can come up with the winning caption. The last installment of the cartoon caption contest produced some of the most creative entries we have seen, so I’m expecting great things from our readers this time. I've decided to extend the deadline for submitting entries. The winning caption will now be announced on Saturday, September 12.
'I'm dead but I still sell more swag than you, Jr.'
Why does Junior have a picture of Mike Helton in a Goodwrench uniform in his sitting room?
I'm hoping that, with this "Goodwrench" alias and these pair of novelty glasses with the big nose, no one will recognize me as your father.
A man walks into a sports bar with his dog. A NASCAR Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt Jr. is doing. The bartender says "Dale Jr is in 35th, not doing so well." The man's dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 35 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 15th!" The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 15 times. A couple laps later, the bartender excitedly says "Earnhardt is up to 2nd!" after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 2 more times.
The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Dale Jr. wins?"
"I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 3 years!"
Wait I know what's wrong with you. You are a LOSER!
Jr; Have You Spoken To Your Mother Lately ?
Here I got you a good old beer sponsor and you go and get AMPED up. How ya going to win races when you're mind is working faster than your car.
Now get with it before I use a good old Good Wrench on your backside.
Are you sure we have the same DNA? Just asking.
"Boy, ya cain't trade on yer last name forever. Mebbe iffin ya concentrate a little more and stop think' you're a rock star. That's just me but I'd walk up and slap that punk Busch upside the head to git them fans back on your side."
SPORT'S!
Damn Jr...ya done me proud...JRM, JR Nation and MVD and ya got back at Kyle in Richmond, now that's bumpin' like I taught ya.
Can you believe it daddy,freaking 8 years later and there's still some self important sports writer trying to compare us......
Who said Jr couldn't focus ?
Son, Let me explain the chrome horn to you.....
Dont make me come down there Son
Did you know you were really adopted!!
Son... There are only left turns in NASCAR!
Son I told you not to get wrapped up in your sponsors drink, especially in the pits!
Son I told you once and I told you twice.. NO DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!!
A chip off the old block!
To quote Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County (a.k.a. the late, great Jackie Gleason):
"There's no way -- no way -- that you came from my loins."
You certainly know how to put the AMP in CRAMP!
keep yer hands off my new wife!!!!!
I told you to be a Champ
Harry Reid is your real Father
I want a DNA test, no way your my son!
Are you surprised that your candy ass fits in my chair?
It's good to see that Kyle Petty finally got a haircut.
Son, you really F*&c$ed up this time. I told you to go to Richard Childress Racing. Father knows best.
NASCAR is not a sport.
It is less of a sport than golf.
why bother?
I cant believe the cartooonist cant finish his own cartoon and they still pay him!
spORT's!
Shucks, son, even an Intimidator one day meets his Eliminator.
Hey Rebinreno: NASCAR MUST matter for you to take the time to look at this blog and then expend the effort to post a comment. Go back to roping goats or whatever it is you people do in Reno.
See, I TOLD you Teresa wasn't sabotaging you!
Maybe you should grow a lucky cop / walrus mustache like your sweet daddy.
Time for you to get my genes out of your jeans and into Norma Jean...
Isn't it a little early for you to be drinking rocket_mouth?
Perhaps you need a different stimulus?
Boy your here to win, this ain't no popularity contest. Most people hated me until I was dead. Stop worrying about others, and start using the chrome horn.
yes... I saved your butt in that Corvette fire... but this losing streak is something that even I can't save you from!!!!
"Winning Streak son, not Almost winning streak"
So who won? The winner was supposed to be announced Saturday, Sept. 4 (actually, Saturday is Sept. 5) and it wasn't announced either the 4th or the 5th.
Yeah it's after the contest but...
"Darth Vader is your father!"
USE THE FORCE YOUNG JEDI.
Son, I will gladly give you the "CH" from my GOODWRENCH shirt so you can add it on to the "AMP" on your jacket...JUST WIN A FRIGGIN RACE!!
hey lugnut, the only "pole" position you've won this year was at the Prive!
Did you hear that Mother Teresa is going to marry Rick Hendrick?
maybe try drag racing,just to lighten things up.
Well at least your brother Jimmy inherited how to drive!
" Look on the bright side ! ...
Only Mayfield got caught ! "